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Book Banning For Dummies
Eighty books in high school library stacks are corrupting students with tales of abortion, homosexuality and atheism. That's according to a West Palm Beach mother who has appealed to the school board to remove the books from the shelves of Dreyfoos and Royal Palm Beach high schools.
Laura Lopez has been fighting since September to ban these books that she says "promote sin and lies."
And she's done her homework too!
Lopez admits she hasn't read a single one of the objectionable books cover-to-cover.
In her appeal, she quotes scripture and blames the Columbine school shootings, drugs, bullies, teenage pregnancy and other ills on what she considers the removal of God from schools.
What does she have to say for herself about her appeal to the school board?
"My kids are going to school to learn, not to become a homosexual or an abortion doctor or an atheist."
And what do her teenaged kids think about their mom?
"My oldest son doesn't believe in God," she said. "I guess he kind of thinks I'm stupid."