Observations and inanities by a second-shift assistant supervisor in the Puppy-Grinding division of the Evil Atheist Conspiracy® (our motto: "Sure it's cruel, but think of the jobs!"), your host, Brent Rasmussen.
The CA fires? Because God hates the homos.
Ah, yes. Via Pandagon, word that the horrendous fires in southern California which have displaced more than half a million people (and killed several) is due to the city of San Diego allowing gay marriage in spite of God's Law.
No, I'm not kidding. Here's the rant from one of the lovely, loving Christians, James Hartline:
They shook their fists at God and said, "We don't care what God says, we will issue our legal brief to support gay marriage in San Diego!" Then Mayor Jerry Sanders mocked the Christian vote and signed off on this rebellious legal document to support same-sex marriage.
And then the streets of La Jolla under the Mt. Soledad Cross began to cave in.
They shook their fists at God and said, "We don't care what the Bible says, We want the California school children indoctrinated into homosexuality!" And then Governor Schwarzenegger signed into law the heinous SB777 which bans the use of "mom" and "dad" in the text books and promotes homosexuality to all school children in California.
And then the wildfires of Southern California engulfed the land like a raging judgment against the radicalized anti-christian California rebels.
Charming, eh? Doncha just love it the way these nutcases are oh so happy to use the tragedy of others to promote their hate-filled agenda? And yes, this idiot may well be a fringee, but it's not like we haven't seen similar statements from the likes of Jerry Falwell, Oral Roberts, et al. It's very typical, and keeps their mindless minions all worked up and fearful, prepped to go impose their religion (by force if necessary) on the identified scapegoats in order to 'save the country'. Just because they haven't done it yet don't mean they don't dream of it.