Observations and inanities by a second-shift assistant supervisor in the Puppy-Grinding division of the Evil Atheist Conspiracy® (our motto: "Sure it's cruel, but think of the jobs!"), your host, Brent Rasmussen.
It's A Miracle!
Christians tell us that a little more than 2000 years ago, a man named Jesus performed a divine miracle and walked on water.
I don't buy it. I mean, what's more likely? That a medieval religious teacher walked across some hard-to-see ice to speak with his disciples and they misinterpreted it -- or that the same being was the divine Son of the Almighty God, Supreme Deity Of The Universe, and that he contradicted the laws of physics and performed a supernatural, impossible miracle by walking upon the surface of regular non-frozen water?
It's so obvious. Hello?
I tell you - all this rational thinking is threatening our traditional irrational family values. Damn you, you evil oceanographers! Damn you to hell for all your confounded thinking!